男女之间的计算公式

　　充满调侃和幽默的两性关系，男女之间也能通过公式来计算

　　浪漫数学 [ROMANCE MATHEMATICS]

　　精明的男人+精明的女人=浪漫

　　精明的男人+愚蠢的女人=私通

　　愚蠢的男人+精明的女人=婚姻

　　愚蠢的男人+愚蠢的女人=怀孕

　　购物数学 [SHOPING MATHEMATICS]

　　男人总是花两元钱买他需要的价值一元的东西

　　A man will pay for a item he needs

　　女人总是花1元钱买她不需要的价值2元的东西

　　A woman will pay for a item that she doesn t need

　　一般方程与统计 [GENERAL EQUATIONS STATISTICS]

　　女人在找到一个丈夫之前总是为未来担心

　　A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband

　　男人在找到一个妻子之后才开始担心未来

　　A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

　　成功男人的标志是 挣的钱比他妻子花掉的还多

　　A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend

　　成功女人的标志是她找到了这样一个丈夫

　　A successful woman is one who can find such a man

　　幸福 [HAPPINESS]

　　要想与一个男人幸福相守, 你必须对他多一份理解少一份爱（爱情名言 www.yiqig.com ）

　　To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little

　　要想与一个女人幸福相守, 你必须尽量多爱她, 但绝不要试图去理解她

　　To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all

　　改变嗜好 [PROPENSITY TO CHANGE]

　　女人嫁给一个男人, 期望着他会发生改变, 但他并没有变化

　　A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn t

　　男人娶了一个女人, 期望着她不会变化, 但她却改变了

　　A man marries a woman expecting that she won t change, and she does